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Steve Kerr’s Secret Taylor Swift Season Might Be His Funniest Coaching Adjustment Yet

by Len Werle
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Steve Kerr has won championships, managed superstars, survived Draymond Green news cycles, and answered approximately one billion questions about ball movement. But his most unexpected coaching achievement may have come during the 2022-23 season, when he reportedly spent months sneaking Taylor Swift lyrics into Golden State Warriors press conferences without anybody noticing.

According to ESPN’s Wright Thompson (his “why Steve Kerr stayed with the Warriors” article is a MUST READ), Kerr quietly worked lines from Swift’s “All Too Well” into postgame media sessions simply to entertain himself during the grind of an NBA season.

This is, objectively, elite veteran behavior. Some coaches cope with the schedule by watching extra film. Some take up wine. Steve Kerr apparently looked at an 82-game season and decided the only reasonable way through it was to turn the interview room into karaoke for people who did not know they were attending karaoke. Reporters were asking about transition defense, shot selection and late-game execution, while Kerr was somewhere internally wearing a friendship bracelet and trying not to laugh.

The best part is that nobody caught him. Not the beat writers. Not the fans. Not the aggregators. Not even the people whose job is to detect when NBA coaches are saying something weirdly poetic after a January game in Houston. Kerr kept slipping references into answers, and because basketball coaches already speak in strange emotional fragments about trust, patience, pain, growth and “staying together,” the whole thing apparently passed as normal coach-speak.

The bit eventually escaped the Warriors’ inner circle because Kerr’s son, Matthew, edited the clips together for a family group chat, making it look as if Kerr had recited nearly the entire song across the season. That video later reached Swift through a mutual friend. Her reported reaction was perfect: “Wait, is this real?” According to accounts of Thompson’s ESPN feature, she found the stunt creative and funny.

There is something beautifully absurd about the whole thing. Kerr is one of the most serious unserious people in basketball: a coach shaped by Phil Jackson, Gregg Popovich, Michael Jordan, Tim Duncan, Stephen Curry and the burden of dynastic expectation, yet also a man willing to hide Taylor Swift Easter eggs inside answers about the weak-side low man. It is not just funny because it happened. It is funny because it makes total sense. Kerr has always had the timing of a comedian, the patience of a teacher and the exhausted stare of a man who has explained defensive connectivity 700 times too many.

And honestly, the NBA media ecosystem should be embarrassed. The man ran a full-season lyrical heist in public and got away clean. Not one detective. Not one Swiftie with League Pass. Not one Warriors fan on Reddit connecting the dots between Taylor’s heartbreak epic and Kerr explaining why Golden State needed to rebound better.

That may be the real legacy here. Steve Kerr did not just sneak pop lyrics into press conferences. He proved that the modern NBA can track every lineup combination, every player’s true shooting percentage, every assistant coach’s rumored job interview and every sideline facial expression, but still miss a grown man turning postgame media into a secret Taylor Swift tribute.

The Warriors did not repeat as champions that year.

But Kerr absolutely won the press conference season.

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